Patches from Matt Jasper (jasp@worldpath.net)

DENTIST: my attempt to emulate a dental drill and accompanying screams.
Swoop: a short swoopy sound.
Suck: noisy mess.
Cow: attempt at a cowbell.
whine: based on my whining 17 month old or a parody of a heavy metal guitar.
SAWFUCT: sawing body parts off/long & noisy.
SYPHYLIS: actual sounds of a tertiary syphillitic moaning.